Lets think about Cyrus.... mean, unlikeable, Snape like?
1. Watches Percy Jackson and the Olympians
2. He plays World of Warcraft
3. He owns a Pest control business
Cyrus
4. He sells "special" items (we know what you sell he wears that yellow trench coat all the time)
5. He is a living twinkie....... he looks like a twinkie...... see the resemblance....