TitanThief Gardens

Travis TitanThief's Fantaboluos (NOT) Diary

May 3rd, 1998

After my awesome find of the Lost Temple of Ra, I decided to relax a little. Then suddenly Buxley Turtleton summoned me. He said he would love for me to work for him. So I took the job! And off to work he sent me. Apparently some rich guy wanted to buy a really big castle. So he sent me to persuade him into buying TurtleTon Gardens.

MarleyBone May 4th, 1998

Jack PickleBury (the rich guy) started asking questions about the house so I stated, " TitanThief Gardens is a nice place where only a rich man would want to live. But thats right you live in MarleyBone so it should be ok for you." I don't know if he knew I changed the name or something but he politley told me to make a guide for him of the house and he would buy it. If it was nice. So I made two reviews of the house one was a joke the other was real. I put them both here. B is bad and G is good.

B-This house is overgrown with weeds who would want this?!!?

G- This entrance is so beautiful with the bridges guiding your path.

B-This minature park is a dump compared to other houses.

G- This lovely park is the fit size for reading a book in quiet.

 B-Yep look at that...this house is so ugly it broke the camera.

G- These relics are more than 1 year old somebody has bragging rights.

B-Everyone knows unicorn statues attract the undead and who wants zombies in their lawn?

G- This entrance to the arena has beautifully crafted Unicorn Statues.

B-That fence there could fall and kill you and everyone knows caroseuls are SUPER dangerous.

G-This fence serves as a secuirity system don't want any intruders in.

B-Exactly as I said before WEEDS everywhere!!! Do you know how much a modern day contractor costs these days?

G-These rare plants leaves give off a perfect seasoning for salad.

B-This house can't even afford a bridge! Its just planks!?!?

G-This pond has a smallwalkway so you can enjoy it more.

B-Uh this is a disaster waiting to happen.

G-This hedge maze is favorite to children.

B-Hey look its collapsing!

G- The hedges even raise and lower depending on height.

B-Thats all posion ivy over there behind that oni!

G-The first month of gardening is free.

B-Do you honestly want to walk through leaves bigger than you?

G- The exotic leave make you feel like your in paradise.

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B-The VIP lounge is more like the P lounge with all these people in it!

G-You are greeteed by all these jinxed manniquins who are now alive. There even is a guard looking over your palace.

B-Is that mass murderer Jester in the house!?

G- The VIP lounge is great for a small snack and reading the paper.

B-You have random singers in your house that sound horible!!!!

G-You are welcome to attend the live entertainment here.

 B-You cant enjoy anything with plants all over.

G-This statue overgrown with weeds gives it a more unique feel.

B-If you find this random garden in the back be ready to see posion ivy growing on top of your food.

G-The castle is even known to grow its own food!

B-Its already August and these plants arent showing up, there is no hope for them.

G- This Strawberry patch is thriving with life!

B-Ok  who wants to battle with hedges in there faces.

G-This arena was nominated for Best Arena of the Year

B- By morning this will be covered in plants.

G-This wooded arena makes it easier to make battles mysterious.

B-What do you see down there? Plants, poison ivy, and poison oak.

G- A great aerial view to watch parties.

B-This is inside the house and you want arches!

G-This arches are very scenic and will make the guests go crazy.

B-Surprise,surprise more plants

G-This Great Fountain is a nice place to reflect upon your life.

B-How is possibe these trees grow inside????? There arent any windows

G-You can enjoy a romantic picnic here.

B-Unless you are 4 this pinyata is useless.

G-Feeling in a party mood? Then take a few swings at the pinyata.

B-This house looks like a mess because of all these boxes.

G-Plenty of goods are stored in these boxes such as Rootbeer and chocolate.

B-What did you expect? Trees

G-This exotic tropical forest is quite fun to find your way through.

B-You cant even see here you could trip and break a leg. And then the lawyers get involved. And we all know what that means.

G-Who doesnt love a good maze?

B-This totem is full of termites.

G-This totem is full of memories of anceint warriors.

B-This is just expectable what elese would you see in this dump?

G-Your forest journey begins to end when you see the bright light.

B-Yep your house is going to burn down. And then the lawyers get invovled. And then you know what happens.

G-Fresh dinner is always ready in this room. With an everlasting flame.

B-If you arent dead or in the hospital from all this posion ivy yet you deserve a glass of air.

G-As your forest journey comes to an end a new room approaches.

B-Is that a room where there arent any plants?!?!

G-You now approach a small meditating room.

B-I spoke too soon. Oh and look at that frogs thats warts ready to infect you.

G-Meditating here is very peaceful and tranquil.

B- A small beach room that has a meanancing krok!

G-A relaxing beach where you can get tan and drink some water.

B- Okay who likes to be sunburned? Thats what I thought.

G- Who wants to be tan? Thats what I thought. Go Tan ness!

B-Decided to go for a swim? Well this is jellyfish infested water. Have fun

G-Tired of all that sun go for a dip in the pool its quite refreshing.

B-You may also see a lionfish: the most posionous fish. Have fun.

G-You may even see a few fish they are quite nice in these waters.

B-DeathFreashing

G-Refreshing

B-Well if you arent sick of the water yet go down to find the Giant Squid.

G-Want to go scuba diving, then down here is the best spot.

B-Look at all that oil polluting this house.

G-You may find many treasures down here.

B-Yep everyone knows giant squids kill humans with hats.

G-You may even find the rare giant squid.

B-After traveling through all that forest and water you come to COLD.

G-After being in all that heat you might need to cool off in this Winter Wonderland.

B-Okay I may be the Bad side but there is nothing bad about presents.

G-Okay I may be the Good side but I find presents very evil.

B-This place is infested with ice snakes avoid them or die.

G-The house comes with free pets.

B-Somebody is camping in the house?

G-You can go to this tent and take a rest after all the excitement.

B-C-O-L-D I dont do it

G-This scenic room has lights to guide your way and a watchdog guarding the crates.

B-Well Santa has had some economic problems and had to sell his sled. He now drives a Marleybone garbage car.

G-Um this is santa making fireworks?

Well I accidentally gave the rich guy the wrong list and well he didnt take it that well. I guess I was fired. But no need to worry I was just offered a job to find a Celestian temple.

Until next time!

-PrettyPinkPrincessClub